Iphone 5 isn’t really coming out today but what is coming out is being called iphone 4S and it is the latest iphone available now. For those of you who think the iPhone is a frenzy about nothing and simply a bunch of Apple fanatics I must tell you this is not completely right. The Iphone offers superior battery life compared to all other phones and you can access the internet while your talking to someone on the phone at the same time.There are several exclusive apps that are only available on the iPhone such as instagram that offer a really phone user experience.I am not an iPhone fanatic but I do appreciate the iPhone benefits compared to Android phones.One last positive not is simply that the iPhone has less security vulnerabilities compared to Android devices that constantly get infected by Malware.
The negatives regarding the iPhone would be the $100 plus a month service charges the crappy ability of itunes when installed on a PC and how expensive these things are…it is like carrying around a bar of gold or something. For a quick summary of the iphone please look at the nifty infographic below. Keep in mind that the iPhone 5 will likely come flying off the shelves making Apple billions even though American Airlines is talking about bankruptcy today, the market has crashed for several days now, and Bernanke gets ready to announce just how long he expects we will have to wait for the economy to recover.
Mark Zuckerberg’s Letter to Potential Investors
May 17th, 2012Who said silly can’t be used in business writing?
On the evening of the Facebook IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:
Dear Potential Investor:
For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.
Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?
For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.
Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.
Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.
Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.
With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.
One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL.
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Mark
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