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Mark Zuckerberg’s Letter to Potential Investors

May 17th, 2012

Who said silly can’t be used in business writing?

On the evening of the Facebook IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:

Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.

Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?

For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.

Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.

Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.

With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.

One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL.

Friend me,

Mark

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East Texas Commercial Real Estate

November 1st, 2010

Commercial Real Estate Tyler TX
Known for the warm climate, low cost of living, and great futures for those who are planning on going to University, starting a business, or buying their first home, East Texas is the place many are flocking to. Transformed from the once primarily known college and political town, with the increase in technological businesses expanding it is now one of the largest cities for design, marketing and creative inspiration.

Low business taxes and no state income tax are two other reasons why East Texas Commercial Real Estate is attractive to the small business owner or investor. No matter what your business, you are sure to find an affordable building, storefront, warehouse or investment home that will suit your needs.Tyler TX Commercial Real Estate

Investing in commercial real estate is a wise decision. If you are looking to retire or would like the security of an extra nest egg, purchasing commercial real estate in Texas could be what you need. If you are looking for a way to build strong cash flow, you need to look for a property where the “cap rate” is higher than loan interest. This can mean you also can make money on the money you borrow. Texas is an area that has a nice of 8-9% cap rate on their commercial properties and has become known to be a good place for those who want to build up a strong income. Some people often refer commercial property to being like a Golden Goose that continues to lay those golden eggs.